Tony Wayne and the Pain.

The Beautiful have but one type, The Ugly have but a thousand!( V. Hugo)
I fucked this one up, got drunk on gin and got very unhappy that it didnt look like this anymore.......so I went and drank till I felt better and...that was that....I need my own undo-at-life button....

YOUTH skateboards.....

Do ya Hear we ? "by all means" auction piece.

Wedding portrait for a Skatepark owner and his wife.

in progress

Juxtapose this bottle into your stupid pop culture cliche...what ya gonna do, throw me off your message board!?!
Yes, Im tired of dreamscaped big eyed waifs and too much recycling of 80's cartoon nostagia. you want to show me some cahones and impress me....show me how clever you can be with disney BEFORE WWII or desegregation. Give me some song of the south..how bout a few tar babies on a street corner drinkin 40's..OBAMA ..OH PLEEEASE... dont throw me in that briar patch, Brother fox....PLEEASE!


Folk art with an Edge.....you know who you are bitch!



Im doing these for my friend Ryan, there are two more, but I dont have pictures yet.....Im posting this one now because Im afraid if I turn it over it will never see the light of day.....he wanted his portrait on a skateboard......he got it! Works in a flowershop, skates, runs a skateboard company, plays drums in a power pop band....generally shirtless.....and we'll just let him believe he's a heartbreaker..oh..Hi Ryan!!!

Misc. Stuff for people

fest flyer
T-shirt design that got reused as a menu design, then got used on their website.....Contracts people! Contracts! I got $50 Bucks for something I thought was going to be used once, and even did a handrawn text color change for.....I got hosed.


Giant fighting-cock I painted for my dad because he can be a real prick sometimes and he's tired of people giving him stuff with roosters on it, its not a rooster It's FOWL! Drumroll please.....

Signage for Blacksmiths Bistro, Bar and Grill......
24x12
people got really lost in this place.....
they needed two signs....

almost there..........
Eureka!


ZOMBIE GUNRACK
for Adam & Megan Foster
spray paint, acrylic and poly resin
on crap from antique mall (aka-"folk art")

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

Albert
Acrylic on board
24x24
I have no idea if this guy is still alive or dead..... I'll hope and believe he's still raising hell in London or Barcelona with his broken Catalan english and clown nose he kept in his front jacket pocket..... Or getting high sundays in Hyde Park watching Hebrews and Muslims scream at each other as they threaten to beat each other up with their flags...then all go eat at the same Kabab shop!?!....spray painting and slapping Free Palastine stickers over the screens on ATMs around Parliament, jumping turnstiles on the Underground, or selling cute little caricatures of everyones favorite terrorists or Ayatollah on bookmarks.....I still have mine! Anyway, Im doing portraits of people who have graced my life with their wild presence and whom I've lost along the way, some I knew for years, and some did their damage in the course of a day or a few weeks. some I know for a fact are gone.....I guess its my new thing, trying to place people, know that their OK out there an all, at least know that there's at least one person out in the whole wide world thinking about them.....fondly. If not found, at least pay an homage to the stupid silly ass grin they perma-stamped on my damn heart.

recent work 2009

Pieces....
16x20
Acrylic and graphite on masonite
Ok, I have a vagina, leave me alone.....

Windego's
Acrylic on board
16x20

Woof of 6000 Years
Acrylic on Board
16x20

Self -Titled
Arylic on board
24x24
Peter Stubb LP
acrylic on board
16x20
Over-Done
Acrylic on board
24x24
a
Olivia's Rainbow
Acrylic on Board
24x24
Miss Parker
Acrylic on Board
24x24
Hell in a Handbag
acrylic on board
24x24

takin' it way back!

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
Acrylic on Illustration board
32x18ish

World politics in a nutshell
multimedia

gettin' wild ain't so fun anymore
pen and ink on gessoed paper
32x18
Food Fatale #2
Killer Ecolic Tomato
Acrylic on cardboard
Food Fatale #1
Mad Cow Disease
Multimedia on illustration board
First Impressions
Pen and ink w/ added media

Feelin' So Holy
multi media on illustration board
illustrated dream
(If your every character in your dream, I gots some serious issues)
multi-media pen and ink

we've all seen this Cliche....
pen and ink

blowin shit up since 45'
acrylic on canvas
this one is OLD

Bugs And Carny's

Brown Betty
Acrylic on Board
24x24


Buzz Buzz
Acrylic on Board
24x24
Creepy gross multilegged thing
Acrylic on board
24x24
Bearded Lady
Acrylic and resin on board
8.5x6

Drunk Hum-bum Clown
acrylic and resin on board
8.5x6